So I’m watching wrestling today and they have a wrestler by the name of Zack Ryder. Now as you know, most wrestlers have a gimmick. For instance, The Undertaker is the dead man. Kofi Kingston is the energetic Jamaican (he’s not really Jamaican). John Cena used to be the white rapper. Zack Ryder’s gimmick….he’s a tool. Yep. He’s a straight-up tool. He looks like he walked right out Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Has it come to that? They decide that they need a character that wears his hair spiked up, wears cheesy headbands and glasses, one legged tights and says stuff like “woo woo woo”. The worst part is that the audience is enjoying the character. Why would anyone enjoy a tool. Then again, there wouldn’t be a Hot Chicks with Douchebags if somebody didn’t like ’em. I prefer this type of tool
Song 944- “Parabola” by Tool
Tool on the blog 10kdays. It was bound to happen eventually.
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